The Troubled Love of Luke and the Evil Bone

[Verse] In a small town down by the river Lived a hero named Luke, couldn't get any tougher With a heart of gold and a soul so brave But there was an evil bone he just couldn't shake [Verse 2] Now this bone, she had a mind of her own Always trying to stir up trouble, make Luke groan She couldn't control herself for even a day Luke wondered if she'd ever change her wicked ways [Chorus] Oh, Luke's love was strong, he tried to hold on tight But the evil bone just wouldn't do right Maybe it was time for her to snap her own broom And let Luke find some peace in this small town gloom [Verse] In a small town down by the river Lived a hero named Luke, couldn't get any tougher With a heart of gold and a soul so brave But there was an evil bone he just couldn't shake [Verse 2] Now this bone, she had a mind of her own Always trying to stir up trouble, make Luke groan She couldn't control herself for even a day Luke wondered if she'd ever change her wicked ways [Chorus] Oh, Luke's love was strong, he tried to hold on tight But the evil bone just wouldn't do right Maybe it was time for her to snap her own broom And let Luke find some peace in this small town gloom