Lyrics
(Verse 1)
In my farmer boots, I strut the land,
Chasing chickens, with rake in hand.
Feeding the masses, with a farmer's flair,
Ending food poverty, with seeds and care.
With a cow that jokes and a pig that grins,
I'm the stand-up comic of the farming bins.
(Chorus)
I'm a farmer, a comedic virtuoso,
Spreading joy faster than corn can grow.
Custodian of the land, keeping it green,
So future generations can join in the farming scene.
With a laugh in the breeze and a chuckle in the soil,
I'm sowing happiness with every toil.
(Verse 2)
From dawn to dusk, I'm the farmyard clown,
With a tractor that hums and a sheep that frowns.
With a joke for the rooster and a pun for the bee,
I'm living the comedy of agriculture, free.
With a scarecrow pal and a twinkle in my eye,
I'm harvesting giggles 'neath the sunny sky.
(Bridge)
Through mud and mirth, I plow ahead,
With humor as my crop, my field well-fed.
With a carrot for a nose and a grin so wide,
I'll keep on farming, with laughter as my guide.
With a giggle in the soil and a chuckle in the air,
I'm the comedic conductor of the farming fair.
(Verse 2)
From dawn to dusk, I'm the farmyard clown,
With a tractor that hums and a sheep that frowns.
With a joke for the rooster and a pun for the bee,
I'm living the comedy of agriculture, free.
With a scarecrow pal and a twinkle in my eye,
I'm harvesting giggles 'neath the sunny sky.
(Bridge)
Through mud and mirth, I plow ahead,
With humor as my crop, my field well-fed.
With a carrot for a nose and a grin so wide,
I'll keep on farming, with laughter as my guide.
With a giggle in the soil and a chuckle in the air,
I'm the comedic conductor of the farming fair.
(Chorus)
I'm a farmer, a jokester extraordinaire,
Planting laughter with seeds of care.
Custodian of the land, keeping it green,
So future generations can revel in the farming scene.
With a jest for the wind and a quip for the rain,
I'm harvesting joy, it's my comic refrain.
(Outro)
So here's to the farmers, the jesters divine,
Bringing laughter to fields, like sparkling wine.
With a shovel in hand and a smile on my face,
I'll keep on farming, in the funniest of ways!
With a cow that dances and a pig that sings,
We'll keep on farming, spreading joy on our wings.