哪是笑話 1

male vocal, jazz rock, guitar, drum and bass, violin, cello

July 22nd, 2024suno

Lyrics

[VERSE 1] 貧窮絕對刺激起我們的想像力,不然怎有那麼多省錢的方法? 多聽聽外面的人怎麼在背後說你,保證比看鬼片更加恐怖。 古代美人只會傾國傾城,現代美人更會傾家蕩產。 最不喜歡那些凡事對號入座的人,尤其是當我買的只是站票。 [VERSE 2] 長大後人成熟多了,不再為了小事跟人爭吵,只用拳頭解決。 為甚麼動物園只有公的老虎?因為母老虎都被人娶了回家。 聽說有錢人也有不開心的時候,真想親身體驗一下。 唯一會有錢從天上掉下來的工作,就是到許願池當烏龜! [BRIDGE] 我憂鬱,因為我經常回望過去… 我焦慮,因為我經常擔憂未來… 我自閉,只因我活在當下… [CHORUS] 能夠早一點起床,便可以做多很多事…可是如果索性不起床的話,根本甚麼也不用做。 結婚後,再也沒有跟朋友外出花天酒地,因為怕妻子發覺,家中少了我,生活會過得更加痛快。 [VERSE 3] 十二星座裡原來是有處男座的,只不過事後改名叫射手座了… 既然顧客就是上帝,那為甚麼上帝買東西也要付錢? 想人家對你掏心掏肺?大可以去一趟緬甸。 人工美當然比不上自然美…但總好過自然醜吧。

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