I Need An Adult

[Intro] [Instrumental 4 bars] [Catchy guitar riff supported by light drumming and bass, setting a playful tone.] [Verse 1] I woke up this morning, my truck was out of gas I grabbed my hat, put on my boots, and made a dash But when I hit the station, I forgot my wallet too Now I’m sittin’ here in trouble, don’t know what to do [Pre-Chorus] It seems like every day, I get myself in a mess From tangled fishing lines to stains on my best dress I swear I try to fix it, but I always fall apart Somebody call my mama, ‘cause I need a brand new start [Chorus] I need an adult, somebody help me out I need an adult, ‘cause I’m runnin’ all about I tried to fry some chicken, now the kitchen's on fire I’m stuck up on this ladder, and the situation’s dire I need an adult, come and rescue me I need an adult, ‘cause I can’t even climb a tree [Instrumental] [Verse 2] Last Friday night, I thought I’d try to grill But I forgot the propane, now we’re hungry still My dog ran off with my shoes, and now I’m on the chase Ran right through a wedding, with cake all over my face [Pre-Chorus] It seems like every day, I get myself in a mess From broken cowboy boots to losing my own address I swear I try to fix it, but I always fall apart Somebody call my daddy, ‘cause I’m falling from the cart [Chorus] I need an adult, somebody help me out I need an adult, ‘cause I’m runnin’ all about I tried to fry some chicken, now the kitchen's on fire I’m stuck up on this ladder, and the situation’s dire I need an adult, come and rescue me I need an adult, ‘cause I can’t even climb a tree [Instrumental Before] [Verse 3] I tried to fix the sink, but I flooded the whole place Now I’m wading through the kitchen with a soggy, sad face Thought I’d trim my hair, now there’s patches all around Went to show my friends, and they just laughed and fell down [Pre-Chorus] It seems like every day, I get myself in a mess From broken cowboy boots to losing my own address I swear I try to fix it, but I always fall apart Somebody call my daddy, ‘cause I’m falling from the cart [Chorus] I need an adult, somebody help me out I need an adult, ‘cause I’m runnin’ all about I tried to mow the lawn, but the mower ran away Now I’m covered head to toe in green grass hay I need an adult, come and rescue me I need an adult, ‘cause I can’t even climb a tree [Bridge] Well, I’m a big kid now, but I need a little help ‘Cause every time I turn around, I’m like an elf on a shelf If there’s trouble in the room, you know I’m headed there With a big ol’ goofy grin, and my hands up in the air [Chorus] I need an adult, somebody help me out I need an adult, ‘cause I’m runnin’ all about I tried to make a pie, but I burned it to a crisp Now I’m cleaning up the kitchen with a broom and a lisp I need an [Instrumental] Playful fade-out with repeating guitar riff and instrumental fills, ending on a fun, light-hearted note.] [fade to end] [end]