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**(Verse 1)**
Well, gather ‘round, I've got a tale to tell,
‘Bout a handsome dwarf who knew the ladies well,
In my prime, oh, I was quite the sight,
With young dwarves swarming morning, noon, and night!
Had a lass named Emmy, oh she was divine,
But too many dwarves, oh, they took up my time,
Neglected dear Emmy, that was my mistake,
She started chatting with the plants, for goodness sake!
**(Chorus)**
Oh, Emmy, Emmy, talking to the trees,
Like a blasted elf, whispering to the leaves,
She got her revenge, it’s a tale to see,
Convinced a bee named Tuskany to sting me!
**(Verse 2)**
She said, "Let's picnic, in the sun, oh why?"
No proper dwarf would, but I’m a gentle guy,
Spreadin’ dwarven Brewserite, bread in hand,
And then came Tuskany, the bee’s big as a land!
He flew at me, we wrestled, oh what a fight,
Was it a bee or a dog? Didn’t matter that night,
He stung me eye, blood everywhere,
Emmy lectured me while I gasped for air!
**(Chorus)**
Oh, Emmy, Emmy, talking to the trees,
Like a blasted elf, whispering to the leaves,
She got her revenge, it’s a tale to see,
Convinced a bee named Tuskany to sting me!
**(Bridge)**
So there I lay, blind and out of breath,
With Emmy’s words, I felt her wrath,
But in that moment, I realized,
Her commitment shone through, clear to my eyes!
**(Verse 3)**
So I married Emmy, oh what a pair,
A dwarf with one eye, and a plant-loving fair,
We laughed and we danced, and she’s still my bride,
‘Cause even with one eye, she’s my joy and pride!
**(Chorus)**
Oh, Emmy, Emmy, talking to the trees,
Like a blasted elf, whispering to the leaves,
She got her revenge, it’s a tale to see,
Convinced a bee named Tuskany to sting me!
Convinced a bee named Tuskany to sting me!
(Who talks to bees?)
