The Ballad of the Neglected Bottle

[Verse] Oh, neglected bottle, once so pristine Now covered in mold, oh it's a terrible scene With neglect and carelessness, you've come to this state But fear not, dear bottle, for I'll cleanse you of your fate [Verse 2] With soap and water, I'll scrub away the grime Carefully removing each speck, one at a time With love and devotion, I'll restore your shine A symphony of cleaning, a song so divine [Chorus] Oh, bottle of neglect, you'll be clean once more A testament to redemption, a tale to adore With the dramatic opera, let our voices soar As we sing of the bottle, that was neglected no more (ooh-yeah) As we sing of the bottle, that was neglected no more (ooh-ooh-ooh-yeah)