Spin Cycle

[Intro] [Intro] [Verse 1] Drove into town stopped at the quick mart picked up a six pack Headed over to the coin-o-matic wash-n-dry Sat down cracked open a beer and relaxed [Verse 2] In pulled this mini van Out jumped a goddess I thought for sure a super model [Interlude] [Verse 3] She opened the vans sliding door Out came Thing 1 and Thing 2 Followed by eight other little devils All screaming and poke’in at each other [Chorus] I watched in amazement Kick’in back drinking my beer at the coin-o-matic wash-n-dry [Interlude] [Verse 4] She comes in and starts her wash The tribe or horrors running amok She’s a yell’in and scream’in Tell’in them all to calm down [Verse 5] She sidled up to the washer as the spin cycle started Planted her box right up on the front Elbows down on the lid. [Chorus] A sight to see Sally spin-cycle take’in a ride Kick’in back drinking my beer at the coin-o-matic wash-n-dry [Interlude] [Verse 6] She started in to yell’in tell’in the hord to calm down She started to stutter and twitch Her eyes rolled back into her head [Verse 7] I watched in amazement Drinking my beer Thing 1 and thing 2 are stuff’in a little one into a dryer Mama’s in another zone [Outro] I think I’ll sit back here and crack another beer Let spin cycle sally take her ride. Watch out when you’re at the coin-o-matic wash-n-dry [Fade] [End