Old Man's Blues

[Verse] Sittin' on the porch with my old dog, Rusty, Can o' beans for supper, sky's lookin' dusty, Stomach's rumblin', ain't no tellin' why, Guess it's time to let a good one fly. [Chorus] Toot, toot, whoo, that one stung, Life's a tune that's forever bein' sung, Fartin' away the hours, gray and lean, Old man's blues, powered by beans. [Verse 2] Neighbors know my name, and they know my scent, Livin' on a pension, every dollar spent, Can't afford no prime rib, no trout from the stream, Just these cheap canned beans, and a sad old dream. [Chorus] Toot, toot, whoo, that one stung, Life's a tune that's forever bein' sung, Fartin' away the hours, gray and lean, Old man's blues, powered by beans. [Bridge] Rusty's lookin' at me, with those sad dog eyes, Wonderin' if eatin' beans makes a man wise, I tell him, "Boy, it's just how it goes," When you're poor and old, and everybody knows. [Chorus] Toot, toot, whoo, that one stung, Life's a tune that's forever bein' sung, Fartin' away the hours, gray and lean, Old man's blues, powered by beans.