Hangover Blues

(Verse 1) Woke up this morning, head like a drum, Last night's tequila, oh, what have I become? The room's spinning faster than a carousel ride, I'm paying the price for that reckless stride. (Pre-Chorus) Empty bottles, blurry memories collide, My dignity lost, somewhere in the neon tide. Friends turned into party animals, wild and free, Now I'm nursing my hangover, sipping on weak tea. (Chorus) Oh, the hangover blues, they're hitting hard, My brain's doing somersaults, my stomach's scarred. Last night's dance moves? A tragic comedy, I'm a stumbling mess, a walking calamity. (Verse 2) The mirror reflects a disheveled Picasso, My hair's a bird's nest, my eyes scream "ciao." I check my phone—texts I don't remember sending, Emoji confessions, regrets never-ending. (Pre-Chorus) Where's my phone charger? Lost in the abyss, My wallet's missing, my dignity dismissed. The room smells like regret and stale beer, I promise myself, "Never again, my dear." (Chorus) Oh, the hangover blues, they're hitting hard, My brain's doing somersaults, my stomach's scarred. Last night's dance moves? A tragic comedy, I'm a stumbling mess, a walking calamity. (Bridge) Coffee's my lifeline, aspirin my savior, I crawl to the kitchen, praying for behavior. The sun mocks me through the window blinds, I swear, next time, I'll stick to herbal teas and unwind. (Chorus) Oh, the hangover blues, they're hitting hard, My brain's doing somersaults, my stomach's scarred. Last night's dance moves? A tragic comedy, I'm a stumbling mess, a walking calamity. (Outro) Lesson learned, but memories remain, A blurry night of laughter, joy, and pain. So here's to the hangover, a badge I wear, Until the next adventure—I'll see you there.