Gallons and Vice

[Verse] Why am I here[hiccups] I have brown on my pants [we hear a fart] I thought it was beer[C chord] Why do I, do I..[hiccup] [Chorus] I'm called the [hiccup] the guy yo oh oh, the tavern guy I pay with blood and sweat How to go home I wish I had internet [verse] This is 15 century song I drunk a full gallon of rum But it tastes like brown on my tong I know I'm not your mom This is just the drunking song [Chorus] I paid the price Oh, god, let me be nice But I want that gallon of rum so much But mice is floting on the liquid rice oh oh no no oh oh go homeee oh no Why no internet?