Mayo Mantra

[Intro: Beat kicks in] Yes, it’s Nick on the track, Out in Charleston, fact-stack, Boeing’s man with the plan, Jar of Mayo in his hand. [Verse 1] Jumped off the plane, in the kerfuffle, tripping suppliers causing all this shuffle. Back-to-back, man; meets, it’s no enigma, Nick keeps it locked, jar of mayo, no squabble. Caught in a snafu, suppliers on the fritz, Flummoxed with their half-wit games and tricks. Got to run from these sinking ships; Nick dips his spoon, Mayo never misses. [Chorus:] In the hullabaloo, in the brouhaha, Nick stands firm, lays down the law. Gobbledygook talkin’, suppliers try to stall; Mayo on the side, Nick eats it all. Verse 2: Suppliers just lollygagging, always late, Serving malarkey’s on their plate. Nick’s in the mix, laying down the law, Balderdash excuses—they dissipate. Stakes run high down in Charleston, And big reactions, tensions nigh. Nick’s cool—mayo’s why, Turning chaos to a clear blue sky. [Bridge] From meet to meet, in every word, Nick drops terms which just might raise a brow. From “flummoxed” to “snafu,” he’s quite precise, With a spoon of mayo, he aims for surprise. [Chorus] In the hullabaloo, in the brouhaha, Nick stands firm, layin’ down the law. Gobbledygook talkin’, suppliers tryna stall, Mayo on the side, Nick eats it all. [Outro] So here’s to Nick, the finance king, Turning troubled waters to a calm spring. In Charleston’s week of meetings grim, He spun gold from the situation dim, Mayo in hand, his unique whim.