Legless Adventure

[Verse] I need to run I need to pee But wait oh no Something's wrong with me [Verse 2] My legs are gone Like a vanished song Who took them away Where did they belong [Chorus] The children did it The children played the trick They stole my legs away Oh what a crazy day [Verse 3] Rolling on the ground My legs can't be found Laughing kids around Making a joyful sound [Verse 4] They've hidden them well In some secret spell Crawling now I dwell On stories I'll tell [Chorus] The children did it The children played the trick They stole my legs away Oh what a crazy day