Big Mac Blues

[Verse] I was cravin' somethin' tasty, drove my truck down to McDonald's, Dreamin' 'bout that Big Mac, fries, and a Coke to swallow. Sun was settin', light was golden, I was feelin' pretty fine, Then a deer jumped outta nowhere, and I swerved across the line. [Verse 2] That ol' pavement grabbed my tires, and the world began to spin, Glass was shattering, horn was blasting, thought it was my end. When I woke up in the wreckage, couldn't believe my day, But then the tow truck came a-rollin', and I had dues to pay. [Chorus] Oh, I went to Maccas for a Big Mac, ended up with a wrecked car, But fate’s funny, 'cause I limped away, didn’t get too far. Insurance came a-knockin', and I got myself a payout, Now I’m sittin’ here in my brand new Chevy, feelin' like a country lout. [Verse 3] Well, it wasn’t what I wanted, but it turned out kinda sweet, Got a check for more than double, what the old truck was worth, neat. Now I drive a brand new pickup, shiny as the stars at night, And I still swing by that ol' Maccas, hungry for a bite. [Chorus] Oh, I went to Maccas for a Big Mac, ended up with a wrecked car, But fate’s funny, 'cause I limped away, didn’t get too far. Insurance came a-knockin', and I got myself a payout, Now I’m sittin’ here in my brand new Chevy, feelin' like a country lout. [Bridge] Life’s got its way of turnin', when you least expect a twist, One minute you’re down and out, the next you’re feelin' bliss. So here's to all the curveballs, and the twists we never see, To Big Macs, wrecked cars, and life’s sweet irony.