My Sweet Little Honey Pie

[Verse] Well, I'm sittin' on my front porch, sippin' a fine whiskey With my sweet little honey pie, she's my cow Felicity We go walkin' hand in hoof down the dusty road Ain't nothin' gonna stop us, we got a love that shows (oh yeeeah) [Verse 2] Well, the town folks whisper, they don't understand How a man can love a cow, they think it's so ungrand But they don't know the feelin' when she nuzzles against my chest My sweet little honey pie, she's the one that I like best (oh yeah) [Chorus] My sweet little honey pie, she's my whole world I love her more than any other girl We're makin' country music, ain't nothin' dire But please remember, folks, this here's a satire