Lyrics
Spin around in my top hat, but the jig is up
Suddenly it's going south, why'd I have that cup?
Tapping shoes skip a beat, face a shade of blue
Audience chuckling softly, as I try to construe
Quick steps to avoid mishaps, but the room already knew!
My grand bow turned to disaster, now the laughs ensue!
Holler holler, call the chorus, oops-a-daisy, boo!
Dance a jig and hold the laughter, what's a soul to do?
Rip-roar riot, quite the topic, 'nother mishap true!
Cheeky blunders splash the wonder, now the jig is through!
Winky wonky, quite the conky, didn't find a loo!
Slinky binky, pants now inky, what a hoopty-doo!
Oh golly golly, what a folly, did a number two!
In my trousers, at the gala, oh what to pursue?
Curtains closing, faces grimace, as the crowd withdrew
Comedy or tragedy, the spotlight's now a skew
Dash to backstage, feeling outrage, needing clean-up crew
Thus the story, no more glory, wish I could redo!
Exit stage left with a dash and a prayer
Quiet whispers fuel the comedic affair
Embarrassment's tango, with my pride askew
In this humbling ballet, oh what did I chew?
[Chorus]
Goodnight bright lights, my act was quite unplanned
Craze and haze, in my performance, not so grand
Intermission, folks all grinning, whispers fill the room
My face aflush, my ego cracked, in need of a broom
I sang my note, I danced my step, but filled my pants with fume
[Chorus]
Adieu, adieu, the stage's rough, this plight I must assume
Laughing stock of every block, enveloped in this gloom
Spotlight's dimmed, curtain’s called, in that woeful scene
Melancholy bow, my dance now but a meme
Spot a mop, grab a prop, hide my shameful stain
Gave them jive, took a dive, now I ride the train
[Verse 2]
Try to chuckle, hide the buckle, underneath my coat
Exit quick, feeling sick, on my misstep, they'll gloat
