Tom's Mustache Misstep

[Verse] Tom had a mustache so grand He thought he'd make a bold stand To Satan he made his plea Learn Polish was his crazy decree [Verse 2] In the night he made the trade His mustache for knowledge swayed But the devil had his trick Tom's plan turned sour quick [Chorus] He screamed in tortured cries Catholics heard his lies Mustache gone wisdom none Polish lessons undone [Verse 3] Distorted riffs in the air Tom's despair was everywhere His face so bare his soul torn Regret like thorns had him worn [Bridge] Tom's lesson clear as day No shortcuts no easy ways Mustache won't bring the truth Only hard work sets you loose [Verse 4] Screams echoed through the hall Mistake had cost him all Polish words scattered lost Tom’s deed came with a cost