Shadow Hopscotch: Dance with a Penguin!

[Verse 1] I woke up in the middle of the moon, A cat in a spacesuit played a bassoon. [Now, pretend you're a robot stuck in slow motion] My coffee's cold, but it's neon green, I'm living in a Technicolor dream. [Chorus] Oh, I'm dancing with my shadow on a Tuesday night, [A tap-dancing frog just jumped out of sight] A penguin in a tux says it’s all right. [Clap your hands like a seal, it feels so tight] The unicorns are singing in the rain, [Spin around like you're on a candy cane] We’re playing hopscotch on a runaway train. [Verse 2] My phone just told me it’s allergic to texts, [A giraffe in pajamas gives me perplexed specs] A rainbow’s got a crush, and it’s sending me specs. [Wink three times, now switch to speaking in hex] My shoes are whispering secrets in French, [Hold your breath until you see the stench] The wallpaper’s flirting, it’s got a strange stench. [Chorus] Oh, I'm dancing with my shadow on a Tuesday night, [A tap-dancing frog just jumped out of sight] A penguin in a tux says it’s all right. [Clap your hands like a seal, it feels so tight] The unicorns are singing in the rain, [Spin around like you're on a candy cane] We’re playing hopscotch on a runaway train. [Bridge] The Wi-Fi’s made of cotton candy strings, [Hold your phone up high, now let it swing] A llama’s DJ-ing, while the doorbell rings. [Do a backflip in your mind, let your imagination sing] The floor’s a trampoline, I’m bouncing high, [Jump up and down until you touch the sky] The stars are winking from a polka-dot sky. [Chorus] Oh, I'm dancing with my shadow on a Tuesday night, [A tap-dancing frog just jumped out of sight] A penguin in a tux says it’s all right. [Clap your hands like a seal, it feels so tight] The unicorns are singing in the rain, [Spin around like you're on a candy cane] We’re playing hopscotch on a runaway train. [Outro] So if you see me flying with a blue giraffe, [Wave at the sky, it’ll make you laugh] Or trading jokes with a laughing graph, [Count to five, then give yourself a high-five] Just remember, life’s a crazy ride, [Grab a penguin, and let’s slide!]