Lyrics
In the middle of the party, everything was going fine,
But then we heard a sound, like a ticking time bomb in our minds.
Russell had a look, like he'd seen a ghost,
And then the smell hit us, we knew it wasn't toast.
His face turned red, his eyes grew wide,
Russell tried to run, but there was nowhere to hide.
It happened so fast, we couldn't believe our eyes,
Russell pooped his pants, now it's no surprise.
[Chorus]
Russell pooped his pants, oh what a sight,
In the middle of the dance floor, under the disco lights.
But we won't let him live it down, no we won't let it slide,
Russell pooped his pants, and now it's party time!
[Verse]
He tried to play it cool, like nothing was wrong,
But the smell was getting stronger, and the evidence was strong.
Everyone was laughing, pointing fingers in the air,
Russell tried to flee, but he was caught in the snare.
[Verse]
His dignity was lost, his pride was shattered,
But Russell took it like a champ, nothing else mattered.
We'll tease him for eternity, but deep down we know,
Russell pooped his pants, and it's part of the show.
[Chorus]
Russell pooped his pants, oh what a sight,
In the middle of the dance floor, under the disco lights.
But we won't let him live it down, no we won't let it slide,
Russell pooped his pants, and now it's party time!
[Bridge]
Now every time we hear that beat,
We'll think of Russell's embarrassing feat.
But in the end, it brought us closer,
A memory we'll cherish forever and ever.
[Chorus]
Russell pooped his pants, oh what a sight,
In the middle of the dance floor, under the disco lights.
But we won't let him live it down, no we won't let it slide,
Russell pooped his pants, and now it's party time!
[Outro]
So here's to Russell, our friend so dear,
Even when he poops his pants, we'll still cheer.
Cause life's too short to take too seriously,
And Russell's mishap just adds to our glee!
