The Aproned Samurai

[Intro] (Hah-hah) Yeah! Listen up, let me tell you a tale, Of a samurai who swapped his mail! (Yo) [Verse 1] Once a warrior, fierce and bold, Now he's shopping, watch him unfold, In the aisles with a cart as his steed, Choosing veggies with samurai speed. Precision cuts, his knife a blade, Chopping onions, no tears delayed, With the art of a thousand battles won, He dices carrots, making cooking fun. Each meal a feast, a culinary fight, Seasoning and spice, balanced just right, He stirs the pot with a warrior's grace, Househusband duties, he now embraces. [Chorus - Japanese Rap, Screamed Vocals] 侍の主夫、家の守り 料理戦士、笑いの風呂 日々の任務、勇敢に行う 剣の代わり、スプーンを振るう [Verse 2] From the market, with honor he returns, Each shopping trip, a lesson he learns, Bargaining like it's a duel to death, Haggling prices with his measured breath. Laundry day, a battle with stains, Conquering dirt in washing campaigns, Folding clothes like origami art, Every crease sharp, he does his part. Vacuum roars like a dragon's call, He sweeps the halls, standing tall, Dust and dirt meet a swift demise, A clean home, his cherished prize. [Chorus - Japanese Rap, Screamed Vocals] 侍の主夫、家の守り 料理戦士、笑いの風呂 日々の任務、勇敢に行う 剣の代わり、スプーンを振るう Yeah! (Hah-hah) Yo! [Bridge - English] A warrior of the domestic kind, Samurai spirit, househusband mind, In kitchen battles, he takes the lead, With a wooden spoon, he does indeed! His honor, now in every task, In peaceful life, he basks, Chores his dojo, where he trains, Living life, breaking mundane chains. [Instrumental Interlude] [Shamisen Solo] [Verse 3] Evenings come, dinner on the table, Stories shared, a family fable, Laughs and smiles, his new reward, Life of peace, no longer ignored. His sword may rest, but still he fights, To keep his family's days and nights, Filled with joy, warmth, and love, Guided by wisdom from above. [Chorus - Japanese Rap] 侍の主夫、家の守り 料理戦士、笑いの風呂 日々の任務、勇敢に行う 剣の代わり、スプーンを振るう [Outro - English] So here's to the samurai, in his new role, With a heart of gold, playing his part whole, From a warrior’s path to domestic bliss, He finds his peace, and a life not amiss! 侍の主夫、家の守り [Fade to End] (Cover with cooking samurai with apron) [End]