Bald Ain't Nothin' but a Hairstyle (2 Kings 2:23-25)

[Verse 1] Well, I was walkin' down the dusty road, With my prophet's robe and my beard that flowed. But them young boys, they started to jeer, Said, "Hey old man, what's with that shiny sphere?" [Build Up] [Chorus] But bald ain't nothing but a hairstyle, And I ain't worried 'bout my lack of pile. Got the Lord above, he's my defense, So let them insults fly, they make no sense. [Verse 2] I turned around with a wink and a grin, Said, "You best watch out 'cause the Lord's my kin. He'll send down bears so fierce, To teach you to respect my sphere." [Chorus] 'Cause bald ain't nothing but a hairstyle, And I ain't worried 'bout my lack of pile. Got the Lord above, he's my defense, So let them insults fly, they make no sense. [Bridge] Well, them bears came down with a mighty roar, Them boys took off, ain't seen 'em no more. But I stood tall, with my head held high, Knowin' the Lord's my shepherd, I ain't gonna cry. [Chorus] 'Cause bald ain't nothing but a hairstyle, And I ain't worried 'bout my lack of pile. Got the Lord above, he's my defense, So let them insults fly, they make no sense. [Outro] Yeah, bald ain't nothing but a hairstyle, [Hook] And I'll keep preachin', mile after mile. With the Lord by my side, I'll never be low, Bald and proud, just watch me go! Bald ain't nothing but a hairstyle,