Tech Support Blues

twangy humorous classic country

June 19th, 2024suno

Lyrics

[Verse] Well, I fired up my laptop, thought I’d get some work done, Then that cursor started spinning, and my patience came undone. Spent an hour on the phone, waiting in the queue, With a tinny little jingle playin’ the tech support blues. [Verse 2] They said, “Press one for English, two if your screen is blue, Three if it’s an error, or if your printer’s stuck with glue.” By the time I reached a human, sun was settin' on this town, And I’d nearly lost my mind, ‘cause my internet was down. [Chorus] Oh, tech support blues, got me feelin' so low, With each beep and boop, my frustration grows. I’d trade a lifetime of these pop-ups, For just one day with you, But I’m stuck in this hell, singin' the tech support blues. [Verse 3] The guy on the other end, bless his heart, tried his best, But I’m speakin' plain ol' English, he’s speakin' like a tech whiz test. “Did you try to restart it?” he asked for the millionth time, And I swear if I reboot it again, I’ll lose my ever-lovin' mind. [Bridge] I'm yearnin' for those simple days, of letters and face-to-face, Before my phone replaced my life, and this screen became my space. ‘Cause no one's ever sung a love song, ‘bout a tech manual so cold, And I’m longin' for a human touch, like the country songs of old. [Chorus] Oh, tech support blues, got me feelin' so low, With each beep and boop, my frustration grows. I’d trade a lifetime of these pop-ups, For just one day with you, But I’m stuck in this hell, singin' the tech support blues.

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