When the Sprinkler Sucks

[Verse] Gotta tell you 'bout a sprinkler It's a crazy kind Sucking up the water Then it blows my mind Doesn't spray the grass or make the flowers grow Instead It creates a black hole Can you believe it Yo? [Verse] Got a leak in my backyard Water everywhere But this sprinkler Man It just doesn't care Sucks the H2O back in Like a magic trick Now my whole lawn is gone It's making me sick [Chorus] When the sprinkler sucks Who knows where the water goes It's a crazy phenomenon No one really knows Creating black holes No grass or flowers grow When the sprinkler sucks It's a show It's a show