Lyrics
Verse 1:
Listen up, to the tale of Lord Vaughn
The founder of Western Hill, oh what a clown
He was a man, so foolish and naive
Always getting tricked, always deceived
He took his brother's place in a war so fierce
Only to stumble down a hill, oh what a verse
He killed the enemy commander, oh what a thrill
Becoming a war hero, against his own will
Chorus:
Oh Lord Vaughn, the world's most foolish man
Falling into holes, getting scammed
But fate had other plans, for this silly fool
Making him a legend, breaking all the rules
Verse 2:
Given land as a reward, for his brave deed
But it was desert, oh what a dreadful need
Unfarmable land, barren and dry
But Lord Vaughn's luck, was about to fly high
One day he fell into a hole, stuck in place
But he found a hidden river, oh what grace
And a gold mine, shining bright
His luck had changed, overnight
Chorus:
Oh Lord Vaughn, the world's most foolish man
Falling into holes, getting scammed
But fate had other plans, for this silly fool
Making him a legend, breaking all the rules
Verse 3:
Tricked to marry a noble's most precious girl
But it turned out to be his horse, oh what a whirl
He kissed the horse, and to everyone's shock
It turned into an elf maiden, oh what a talk
For five long years, they had no child
A curse, they were told, oh what a plight
But an assassin came, to take his life
But the poison cured him, from his strife
Chorus:
Oh Lord Vaughn, the world's most foolish man
Falling into holes, getting scammed
But fate had other plans, for this silly fool
Making him a legend, breaking all the rules
Outro:
And so Lord Vaughn, had twelve children in the end
His foolishness, had brought him blessings, my friend
A man so silly, yet so wise
Living a life, full of unexpected surprises.
