
Masters of Mess: The Tale of an English Wreck
folk/pub, slight reggae
May 3rd, 2024suno
Lyrics
Young scholars beware of Mr. Masters' class
He can't tell a verb from his own derriere
He butchers the language with every last pass
It's chaos each time we have English, oh dear!
Mr. Masters, Mr. Masters
His grammar is disaster
He speaks such a mess
What a linguistic stress!
We're studying Shakespeare, a task quite complex
But Masters gets lost in a sea of mixed metaphors
He'll ramble on Hamlet, then veer off to hex
By the end no one knows what the lesson was for!
So if you need help with your spelling or prose
Avoid old Mr. Masters like academic woes
Lest you end up as mixed up as he ever was
The grammar goat of Mr. Masters, alas!
[20 second instrumental]
Oh Mr. Masters
"Good morning, good morning"
Mr. Masters, Mr, Masters
"Good morning good people"
he speaks such a mess
and its a linguistic stress!
So if you need help with your spelling or prose
Avoid old Mr. Masters like academic woes
Lest you end up as mixed up as he ever was
The grammar goat of Mr. Masters, alas!
he speaks such a mess
and its a linguistic stress!
So avoid old Mr. Masters like academic woes
The grammar goat of Mr. Masters, alas!
Alas,
Alas!
[Dramatic ending]
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