Lyrics
[Verse]
I never thought I'd find myself in this strange situation
But here we are
Stuck in a pineapple transformation
You used to be so sweet
Now you're prickly all around
I'm caught in a love that's turned upside down
[Verse 2]
Your yellow skin and spiky crown
It's hard to comprehend
How could I love a pineapple? Where did our love descend?
I miss the way your smile used to light up the room
Now all I see is a tropical fruit of doom
[Chorus]
I couldn't love you if you turned into a pineapple (pineapple)
No matter how hard I try
It's just impossible (impossible)
I'll always cherish the memories we once had
But loving a pineapple? It's just too bad
So sad (ooh, so sad)
[Verse 1]
Our love was once a garden, blossoming with delight
But now it's wilted away, lost in this pineapple plight
I used to hold you close, now I fear your prickly touch
It's like I'm trapped in a nightmare, longing for a clutch
[Verse 2]
I long for your embrace, the warmth that once was there
But now you're just a fruit, hanging in the air
I try to see beyond the surface, to the girl I once adored
But all I see is pineapple, leaving my heart floored
[Chorus]
I couldn't love you if you turned into a pineapple
No matter how hard I try
It's just impossible
I'll always cherish the memories we once had
But loving a pineapple? It's just too bad
So sad, ooh, so sad
[Verse]
I used to dream of us
Dancin' in the moonlight
But now you're just a pineapple
A bizarre sight
I'll hold onto the memories
Though they're fadin' fast
But lovin' a pineapple
It's a love that cannot last
[Chorus]
I couldn't love you if you turned into a pineapple (pineapple)
No matter how hard I try
It's just impossible (impossible)
I'll always cherish the memories we once had
But lovin' a pineapple? It's just too bad
So sad (ooh, so sad)
[Verse]
You were sweet and juicy
A tropical delight
But now you're just a fruit
It's a strange plight
I'll miss our summer nights
Shared under the stars
But lovin' a pineapple
It left me with scars