Canine Negotiations

Have you ever noticed that there's always that one person on the sidewalk who's walking like they're in a completely different video game than everyone else? Everyone's playing 'Casual Walker Simulator,' and this guy's stuck in 'Zombie Apocalypse Survival.' Dodging invisible obstacles, sudden stops, unexpected turns—it's like watching a Roomba that's lost its way! And what about the dogs? People talk to their dogs in a way they'd never talk to humans. If you ever want to feel better about talking to yourself, just watch a dog owner. 'Who's a good CEO of mergers and acquisitions? You are! Yes, you negotiate that stick!