Gamble with the Gas

(Verse 1) Oh, I put on my new jeans, feeling kinda snappy, Headed out to town, I was oh so happy. Stopped at Joe's Diner, they were servin’ beans, I never guessed they'd wreck my brand-new jeans. (Chorus) Cause I gambled on a fart, oh what a big mistake, Thought I'd lightly toot, but my pants did shake. Now, here I am with my day gone south, Should’ve passed on passing gas, now I’m shutting my mouth. (Verse 2) Well, I thought it’d be quiet, just a harmless breeze, But my rear had plans that sure didn’t please. Sitting there in Joe’s, I felt that shock, My day was ruined by that sneaky plop. (Chorus) Cause I gambled on a fart, oh what a big mistake, Thought I'd lightly toot, but my pants did shake. Now, here I am with my day gone south, Should’ve passed on passing gas, now I’m shutting my mouth.