I didn't know that

Hmmmm Ohhh woah Guys, I'm telling you, I've been caught, doing something I really shouldn't be doing, I have to justify myself, have to tell them about it if I had known better, I just wouldn't have done it Ohhhhh-woah-oh-oh-ohhhh hmmmmm hmmmmm When young people drink is not what it's cracked up to be, And insurance fraud is a federal crime, Wow..., I didn't know that, You're telling me that for the first time. (chorus) A lemon is not the same as a lime, And work doesn't start at half past nine? The pub opens at midday at the weekend? (ohhhh-ohhh) That's why I can't drive my car after five beers? (guitar solo) Wow...., I didn't know that, (ohhhh oh-ohhhh) This is the first time you've told me that. I was once blind, but now I see I can only offer you my guarantee, (guitar solo) (guitar solo) (chorus) Fainting in public is not what you want, And cheating people is a serious crime, Wow..., I didn't know that, This is the first time you've told me that. Wow..., I didn't know that. (ohhhh-oh-ohhhh) You're telling me that for the first time. (Fade with guitar solo) (guitar solo) Wow...., I didn't know that, (ohhhh oh-ohhhh) This is the first time you've told me that. I was once blind, but now I see I can only offer you my guarantee, (guitar solo) (guitar solo) (chorus) Fainting in public is not what you want, And cheating people is a serious crime, Wow..., I didn't know that, This is the first time you've told me that. Wow..., I didn't know that. (ohhhh-oh-ohhhh) You're telling me that for the first time. (Fade with guitar solo) Wow..., I didn't know that. (ohhhh-oh-ohhhh) You're telling me that for the first time. (Fade with guitar solo) Wow..., I didn't know that. (ohhhh-oh-ohhhh) You're telling me that for the first time. (Fade)