Uncle Pork Chop

(Verse 1) Yo, listen up, gather 'round, we got a tale a real bop, 'Bout the man, the myth, the legend, Uncle Pork Chop. From the cold north of Wyoming, where the winds don't stop, He worked the railroads hard, till he rose to the top. Booda boom bop pop (Chorus) Uncle Pork Chop, with the heart of gold, Riding fast cars, and he's oh so bold. Big guns blazing, but still ice-cold, Family man, his story's gotta be told. (Verse 2) On the streets, he's known, where the wild ones roam, But he never forgot the way back home. Cinephile with style, in the movie zone, Quotes on quotes, his love for film is well-known. ooooh wo wowo wo (Verse 3) He's the king of the track, the street, and the rail, Uncle Pork Chop's stories are off the scale. With a heart so big, it never fails, He's the hero of our tales, he always prevails. Booda boom bop pop (Chorus) Uncle Pork Chop, with the heart of gold, Riding fast cars, and he's oh so bold. Big guns blazing, but still ice-cold, Family man, his story's gotta be told. (Bridge) TV screens to the sound of laughter, Kids in the hood, they're what he's after. Games and fun, he's a family crafter, Love and joy, he's a true benefactor. mmmm mmm mm Booda boom bop pop Booda boom bop pop (Chorus) Uncle Pork Chop, with the heart of gold, Riding fast cars, and he's oh so bold. Big guns blazing, but still ice-cold, Family man, his story's gotta be told. (Verse 7) But when the lights go down, and the cameras fade, He's back to the hood, where his legend's made. Playing games with the kids, in the shade, Uncle Pork Chop, his love will never degrade. (Outro) So here's to Uncle Pork Chop, from up north, His legend lives on, it continues forth. A man of the people, for what it's worth, Uncle Pork Chop, the king of the earth. Mmmm mm wo woooo Booda boom bop pop Booda boom bop pop Uncle Pork Chop chop