Home Sweet Home (Gone Wrong)

[Verse] Bought me a house, white picket fence, Thought I found me some sweet Southern sense, Signed on the line, key in my hand, Little did I know I was in for a jam! [Verse 2] Crawlspace critters having a ball, Chewed up the ductwork, broke down it all, Little mouse meetin', whistling a tune, While I’m sneezin’ and wheezin' ‘neath the light of the moon. [Chorus] Home sweet home, turned to a mess, Gotta laugh to keep from the stress, With mice in the walls and a dog food plant, I can barely breathe but I gotta chant. [Verse 3] Down the block, that factory smell, Hits my nose, rings a rancid bell, Aromatic waves come floatin' by, Turn the neighborhood air into a big ol’ lie. [Bridge] I sneeze and I cough like it’s my new song, Allergies hittin' me all day long, Pollen in the air makes me wanna flee, Why’d I buy this house, oh woe is me! [Chorus] Home sweet home, turned to a mess, Gotta laugh to keep from the stress, With mice in the walls and a dog food plant, I can barely breathe but I gotta chant.