Oh No, There It Goes!

(Verse 1) Woke up this morning, feeling so cool, Sun's shining bright and I've got no rule. Slipped on my shoes, got ready to scoop, Then stepped right out and landed in poop. (Chorus) Oh no, there it goes, my foot in dismay! A squishy surprise to start my day. It's under my shoe, a smelly loop, Why did I have to step in that poop? (Verse 2) I hopped on one foot, what a foul smell, My day was starting off not so swell. Looked down below, what did I see? A masterpiece left by a dog, oh gee! (Chorus) Oh no, there it goes, sliding off the heel, A brown banana peel, what's the deal? It's a stinky situation, a comedy troop, Cursed by the wrath of doggy doo-doo poop. (Bridge) In the park, at the street, hiding in plain sight, I step in it in the daylight or under moonlight. It's like a magnet, my path it will find, A poopy trap of the most treacherous kind. (Verse 3) Tried to scrape it off on a patch of grass, But the poop said "No, I shall not pass!" It clung to my tread, a relentless foe, This wasn't the morning I wanted, oh no! (Chorus) Oh no, there it goes, my foot's a poop boat, Sailing the asphalt, what a misquote! From "good morning" to "good grief, regroup", All because I stepped in that sneaky poop. (Outro) Now every step I take, I watch the ground, A poop detective, turning around. Next time I'll wear boots, wrapped in saran, To guard against the poop attack plan! (End with laughter and exaggerated noises of disgust) "Ah, not again! Will this ever end? Why me? Hahaha!"