Blind Billy & his even blinder horse

(Verse 1) Out in the Wild West, where the sun don't set, Lived a man named Billy, the blindest you can get. Riding on a horse, even blinder than he, Together they’d stumble, what a sight to see! (Chorus) Billy the Blind and his even blinder horse, Riding through the tumbleweeds, completely off course. They’d bump into cacti, and fall in a stream, Living out the Wild West’s funniest dream. (Verse 2) Billy tried shootin', but missed every shot, His horse kicked a cactus, and oh, did it trot! They’d wander in circles, round and round they'd go, Folks would stop and chuckle at the rodeo show. (Verse 3) At the saloon they'd enter, with a crash and a bang, Billy ordered whiskey, the horse tried to hang. Playing poker with aces, but couldn’t see a pair, Billy bet the farm, and the horse lost its hair. (Outro) Billy the Blind and his even blinder horse, Riding through the tumbleweeds, completely off course.