The Bedmaking Blues

She's lookin' stern, wants the bed just so Tossing and turning 'bout the way things go I grapple with the corners, a battle every thread Yeah, she's watch for sure, arms folded, shaking her head [Pre-Chorus] But there’s a charm in this mess we're in Tangled tales of cotton, oh where to begin Frustration's rising, she commands a tidy spread I shake my head The sheets just twist and they turn instead [Bridge] But I don't care, this chaotic flair In linen waves, I'm caught, I swear I kinda like this bed-making affair [Verse 3] Now she's laughing, guess I made a joke Or maybe it's the way I yank and pull and poke The fitted sheets, a riddle without end We're both just tryin', her patience might soon bend [Chorus] It's a dance we do, 'round comforters and pillows Twisting every which way, like willows in the wind