Syntax Anarchy

These nested loops are getting steep My dreams are filled with lines of sheep Stack Overflow, my silent guide But still I'm lost, I can't decide Where semicolons are meant to hide In this digital tale of Jekyll and Hyde Staring at this screen (this screen) Code tangled like my headphone cords Syntax errors and logic flaws I can't function like your codebase gods I try so hard but my brain's on pause I'll never crack the coder's code Every error message, another blow (another blow) Got more bugs than a software show A stack trace tale of woe, unfold Debugger's my new middle name, I'm told While loops that spiral out of control Variables escape from their black hole Inheritance trees, can't find the root (find the root) Class definitions that don't compute Missing keys in a JSON suite Exceptions thrown with every heartbeat Every keystroke feels like a cheat In this never-ending game of tech defeat Fumbling fingers on my worn-out keys (clackity clack) Juggling brackets, begs and pleads Copy-paste fiend, yeah that's my speed Lost in the valley of stack traces bleed (oh bleed) Switch statements that never seem to switch Logic bombs that always glitch