sea shanty

(Verse 1) The cook, he burnt the captain's stew, A watery mess, a murky hue! The captain roared, with whiskers twitchin' "This ain't fit for a pirate's kitchen!" (Chorus) Heave ho, me hearties, yo ho ho! This grub's so bad, it makes us slow! No grog for him, no share of gold, Just rotten spuds to fill his hold! (Verse 2) The parrot squawked, a feathered thief, He snatched the captain's pearly teeth! The captain chased, with curses flyin' "Those chompers cost me a hefty coin!" (Chorus) Heave ho, me hearties, yo ho ho! This parrot's bold, it makes us slow! No scritches sweet, no seed so fine, Just crackers stale for feathered crime!