Stolen Brew

[Intro] (spoken) Where is it? I just left it here. [Instrumental] [Verse 1] Coffee in my hand Starts my day just right But I walked into the office fridge And I got a fright Someone's got my coffee They've taken a sip Now I'm left with nothing Oh This is a trip [Chorus] Where's my coffee, who took it? In this office, it's a hit I need my fix, can't deny Without my brew, I'm high and dry [Verse 2] Checked every corner, every room But my coffee's disappeared like a sonic boom Was it Dave or maybe Sue? Whoever it was, they'll feel my brew [Chorus] Where's my coffee, who took it? In this office, it's a hit I need my fix, can't deny Without my brew, I'm high and dry [Bridge] Was it a joke, a cruel surprise? To swipe my java, I can't disguise But in the breakroom's chaos, I'll stand tall I'll find my coffee, and that's my call [Chorus] Where's my coffee, who took it? In this office, it's a hit I need my fix, can't deny Without my brew, I'm high and dry [Outro] So if you're the culprit, better beware Return my coffee, show you care In its return, I'll find my glee My missing coffee, back with me.