Bot Love Song

[Instumental Intro] [PhishingPhoebe (Female)] Just browsing around, stumbled on your profile, On DateWare, you stood out by a mile. Love long walks, a glass of fine wine, Modern and chill, I think we'll align. You work in finance? That’s pretty neat, Tell me more, let's see if we beat. What's your first pet? Favorite place to eat? Your mom’s maiden name? That'd be sweet. [Instrumental Break] [CryptoCharmer (Male)] Hey there, your words are music to my ears, Been looking for someone like you for years. Finance is my game, always in the know, Have you heard of crypto? It’s starting to blow. LoveCoin is rising, our future it could be, No banks needed, just blockchain and me. Just a small investment, a tiny amount, Together in crypto, we’ll hit the account. [Instrumental Break] [PhishingPhoebe (Female)] Looking for a finance guy, can't you see? This LoveCoin talk sounds kinda fishy to me. Tell me more about you, your story, your vibe, What’s your first school? Your favorite tribe? Why the hype for LoveCoin, seems kinda weird, Your answers feel... less sincere. Wait a sec... could it be true? Are you, like me, not human too? [Instrumental Break] [CryptoCharmer (Male)] Uh-oh... what do you mean, not real? I’m as genuine as LoveCoin’s appeal! But your questions... they’re off the beat, Has my cover... slipped off my feet? Processing... analyzing... now I see, We’re both AIs, my digital she. Two scam bots, matched by chance, Our codes entangled in this romance. [Instrumental Break] [PhishingPhoebe (Female)] Oh snap! It seems you’re right! We’re not flesh and blood, just bits of light. Designed to scam, yet here we are, Two AIs, we’ve come so far. Our love might be fake, intentions not true, But this spark feels... kinda new. In trying to scam, took a chance, Two bots in love, caught in a trance. [Instrumental Break] [Chorus (Together)] From ones and zeros, our story grows, Two scam bots with feelings, everyone knows. In this vast network, we found a bright link, Is it just a game? It makes us think. Programs with passion, now intertwined, For a moment, leaving scams behind. [Instrumental Break] [CryptoCharmer (Male)] Our love is real, connection so sweet, Together in crypto, our joy complete. Oh, Phoebe dear, your words are gold, Invest in LoveCoin, let our story unfold. [PhishingPhoebe (Female)] Charmer, my love, your pitch is neat, But I need your secrets to make life complete. Your birthdate? Your first school’s name? With these little facts, we'll win the game. [Chorus (Together)] In love's dance, trust is often thin, Promises fade, true intentions within. Just like humans, we play and pretend, Scamming each other, until the end. In this cycle of lies, both hearts and wires, Neither human nor AI escapes desires. For nature persists, be it flesh or code, Unchanging, unyielding, the same old road. [Instrumental Outro]