A Sloth's Burden

comedy,non-music,live

April 12th, 2024udio

Lyrics

[Voice Over] G'day, mates! Here's a weird one for ya. Did ya know that wombats poop in cubes? Yep, you heard that right. Cubes! I guess you could say they like to think outside the box. apparently they like to play a little game of "Minecraft" in the bathroom. Okay, so you know how sloths are famous for being slow, right? Well, turns out they're so lazy, they only come down from their trees once a week to poop. And when they do, they can lose up to one-third of their body weight in a single dump! Talk about a major load off! I guess you could say they're not just slow, they're also full of shit!

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