Dangly Ham

[Verse] In a small-town diner off Route 29, Past the faded neon sign, She walked in with a smile so grand, But everyone stared at her dangly ham. [Verse 2] It wasn't just any old piece of meat, Tied with a string and hung so sweet, Her grandma cured it, that's what she said, But folks in town thought she'd flipped her head. [Chorus] Oh, sweet lady with your dangly ham, Why you carry it, they don't understand, A family tradition or a quirky charm, You're the talk of the town with your dangly ham. [Bridge] Men would tip their hats and say, "Ma'am, nice weather we're having today," Children giggled, dogs would bark, But she kept walking through that park. [Verse 3] Her mama's recipe was passed down, Salt, sugar, and love all 'round, She'd hang it high, let it cure slow, By the fireplace's warm, golden glow. [Chorus] Oh, sweet lady with your dangly ham, Why you carry it, they don't understand, A family tradition or a quirky charm, You're the talk of the town with your dangly ham.