Motivational speech gone wrong😂

[Person A (Motivational Speaker)] Alright everyone, gather around! Today, I’ll reveal the ultimate key to success: thinking like a rubber band.” [Person B (Skeptical Friend)] “A rubber band? You mean the thing that always snaps at the worst moment?” [Person A] “No, it’s about flexibility. Being able to stretch without breaking.” [Person B] “So, like being pulled in all directions until you’re useless?” [Person A] “No, it’s about resilience. Adapting to challenges.” [Person B] “Or being stretched so thin you don’t recognize yourself anymore?” [Person A] “It’s about holding things together. Keeping a team united.” [Person B] “More like being the thing everyone forgets until they need to bundle up a bunch of junk.” [Person A] “Rubber bands symbolize versatility. They can fit any situation.” [Person B] “Or get lost in the bottom of a drawer and never be seen again.” [Person A] “Their durability shows strength and endurance.” [Person B] “Until they dry out and crumble to pieces. Great role model.” [Person A] “They help organize and maintain order.” [Person B] “By looping around chaos, hoping it doesn’t snap under pressure.” [Person A] “You just don’t see the big picture. Say: ‘I embrace the flexibility of a rubber band.’” [Person B] “I’d rather say: ‘I embrace the unpredictability of a loose spring.’ What’s my mission?” [Person A] “To spread creative solutions and adaptability.” [Person B] “Or to be a reminder that sometimes, simplicity is the best solution. Life doesn’t need to be stretched to make sense.” [Person A] “I regret starting this conversation.” [Person B] “That’s the spirit! Now go forth and… well, I don’t know. Maybe just be a solid paperweight.”