Lyrics
[Person A (Motivational Speaker)]
Alright everyone, gather around! Today, I’ll reveal the ultimate key to success: thinking like a rubber band.”
[Person B (Skeptical Friend)] “A rubber band? You mean the thing that always snaps at the worst moment?”
[Person A] “No, it’s about flexibility. Being able to stretch without breaking.”
[Person B] “So, like being pulled in all directions until you’re useless?”
[Person A] “No, it’s about resilience. Adapting to challenges.”
[Person B] “Or being stretched so thin you don’t recognize yourself anymore?”
[Person A] “It’s about holding things together. Keeping a team united.”
[Person B] “More like being the thing everyone forgets until they need to bundle up a bunch of junk.”
[Person A] “Rubber bands symbolize versatility. They can fit any situation.”
[Person B] “Or get lost in the bottom of a drawer and never be seen again.”
[Person A] “Their durability shows strength and endurance.”
[Person B] “Until they dry out and crumble to pieces. Great role model.”
[Person A] “They help organize and maintain order.”
[Person B] “By looping around chaos, hoping it doesn’t snap under pressure.”
[Person A] “You just don’t see the big picture. Say: ‘I embrace the flexibility of a rubber band.’”
[Person B] “I’d rather say: ‘I embrace the unpredictability of a loose spring.’ What’s my mission?”
[Person A] “To spread creative solutions and adaptability.”
[Person B] “Or to be a reminder that sometimes, simplicity is the best solution. Life doesn’t need to be stretched to make sense.”
[Person A] “I regret starting this conversation.”
[Person B] “That’s the spirit! Now go forth and… well, I don’t know. Maybe just be a solid paperweight.”
