Motel Acapulco

[Guitar Intro] [Verse] Neon lights Shining bright In this cheap motel It's an endless night But these piña coladas They're our saving grace Let's forget the drama and get shit-faced [Chorus] Welcome to the Motel Acapulco Such a two-star place (two-star place) Such a two-star space (two-star space) There's plenty of drinks at the Motel Acapulco With low airfare (low airfare) oh, you can fly down there [Verse] Faded walls Peeling paint The old décor here It ain't that quaint We dance in the lobby Drinks in hand Living it up Like we're in a dreamland [Chorus] Welcome to the Motel Acapulco Such a two-star place (two-star place) Such a two-star space (two-star space) There's plenty of drinks at the Motel Acapulco With low airfare (low airfare) oh, you can fly down there [Melodic Interlude] [Verse] We wake up Check out is noon Pack our bags Can't leave too soon But we're back at that bar In the lobby alone A few more piña coladas Before our flight back home [Chorus] Welcome to the Motel Acapulco Such a two-star place (two-star place) Such a two-star space (two-star space) There's plenty of drinks at the Motel Acapulco With low airfare (low airfare) oh, you can fly down there [Bridge] The taxi arrives And we stagger in, At the airline desk We're greeted with a grin “I’m sorry but your flights been cancelled” So we got back in that car And you know what we did A round of drinks at the motel bar! [Chorus] Welcome to the Motel Acapulco Such an two-star place (two-star place) Such a two-star space (two-star space) There's plenty of drinks at the Motel Acapulco With low airfare (low airfare), oh, you can fly down there [Guitar solo] [Chorus] Welcome to the Motel Acapulco Such a two-star place (two-star place) Such a two-star space (two-star space) There's plenty of drinks at the Motel Acapulco With low airfare (low airfare), oh, you can fly down there [Refrain] You can fly down there You can fly down there [Music Fades] [Song Ends] [Music Fades] [End]