Lyrics
[intro]
(Verse 1)
Oh, hark! The mellifluous serenade of my lyrical salmagundi,
An opus of effulgent verbosity, verily!
Engage thine auricles in this logorrheic jamboree,
A veritable deluge of sesquipedalian pomposity.
(Verse 2)
Behold the amalgamation of loquacious effervescence,
A symposium of grandiloquent incandescence,
Wherein my words, opulent and copious,
Cascade like a Niagara of prolixity, raucous and voluminous.
(Chorus)
Oh, the magniloquent palaver,
The prolix circumlocution,
In this, my opulent outpouring,
Prepare for bewilderment and elocution.
(Verse 3)
In this polyphloisboian symphony of florid grandiosity,
I proffer a menagerie of highfalutin verbosity,
An oration of unparalleled and ostentatious grandiloquence,
To stupefy thy senses with unrivaled magnificence.
(Verse 4)
Quoth I, let us traverse the labyrinthine lexicon,
A garrulous exposition, a marathon of bombasticon,
With each syllable, a torrent of baroque opulence,
Crafting a magnum opus of verbal exuberance.
(Chorus)
Oh, the resplendent chitter-chatter,
The effulgent articulation,
In this, my lavish outflow,
Expect a deluge of intoxication.
(Verse 5)
Perchance thou cravest simplicity? Alas, begone!
For here we bask in the effulgent conflagration, anon,
Of words so grandiose, they boggle the cerebral capacity,
A veritable carnival of sesquipedalian tenacity.
(Verse 6)
In this symposium of loquacious bombast,
Let us indulge in verbosity, steadfast,
With utterances so profound, they defy comprehension,
A festival of words, beyond mere apprehension.
(Chorus)
Oh, the ostentatious prattle,
The grandiose explication,
In this, my sumptuous display,
Witness a spectacle of articulation.
(Verse 7)
Verily, I summon thee to this prolix extravaganza,
An auditory tableau, a logorrheic bonanza,
With phrases as ornate as rococo filigree,
To enrapture and bemuse, with gleeful grandiloquy.
(Verse 8)
As we voyage through this opulent oration,
Marvel at the linguistic sophistication,
A cavalcade of words, each more baroque,
A testament to verbosity, bespoke.
(Chorus)
Oh, the florid garrulity,
The bombastic articulation,
In this, my verbose festivity,
Experience profound contemplation.
(Verse 9)
In this grandiloquent melange of erudition,
I proffer an excess of verbal volition,
A symphony of polysyllabic grandeur,
To elevate thee beyond the mundane and the dour.
(Verse 10)
Let us revel in the prolix panache,
A tapestry of words, a grandiose cache,
Each utterance a jewel in this diadem of eloquence,
A testament to linguistic opulence.
(Chorus)
Oh, the hyperbolic discourse,
The ornate elucidation,
In this, my pompous serenade,
Prepare for an expedition in narration.
(Verse 11)
As we near the zenith of this loquacious ascent,
Reflect on the grandeur, the effulgent extent,
Of words so resplendent, they blind with their luminance,
A celebration of verbosity, a radiant abundance.
(Verse 12)
Thus concludes this odyssey of lexical effusion,
A grand finale of sesquipedalian profusion
