Jon's Big Move

[Verse] Jon packed up his life Left the Burbank sun Headed east to Indy Where he thought it'd be fun [Verse 2] Said goodbye to palm trees Hello to gray skies Traded in the ocean breeze For a landlocked surprise [Chorus] Oh Jon you silly man Left the beach for flat land Thought he'd find a better plan Now he's stuck in farmer's land [Verse 3] Traffic less chaotic But his kids miss their friends No more weekend surfin' Just cornfields that never end [Bridge] Oh why oh why Jon Thought he’d find gold In the heart of Indiana But now the story told [Verse 4] No Hollywood dreamers Just the rust and the rain Oh Jon did you realize You'd just bring the pain