歌词
[Funny catchy intro]
[Verse 1]
Well, folks, did you hear? It's a doggone riot,
A chicken in the city taking up a diet,
The mayor's pet goldfish just learned how to tweet,
And there's a squirrel on Main Street dancing to the beat!
[Pre-Chorus]
You won't believe it, but I swear it's true,
The world’s gone wacky, and I’ve got the scoop for you!
[Chorus]
I'm Jerry, and you know me!
Bringing you the headlines, crazy as can be,
From moonwalking cows to a cat that can drive,
Tune in every night for the wildest ride!
Yeah! Jerry the News Guy!
[Verse 2]
Now gather 'round, folks, for a tale so bizarre,
A cow on a skateboard shredding real hard,
A penguin in a tux who just won a race,
And a turtle playing poker with a poker face!
[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t adjust your set, you heard it right,
I'm here to bring the madness to your screen tonight!
[Chorus]
I'm Jerry, and you know me!
Bringing you the headlines, crazy as can be,
From moonwalking cows to a cat that can drive,
Tune in every night for the wildest ride!
Yeah! Jerry the News Guy!
[Funny catchy interlude]
[Verse 3]
Breaking news! There’s a llama on a jet ski,
Cruising down the river like it’s on TV,
An ostrich with a briefcase, heading to court,
And a monkey in a suit giving weather reports!
[Pre-Chorus]
No story’s too wild, no news is too strange,
I'm here to make you laugh, and keep you entertained!
[Chorus]
I'm Jerry, and you know me!
Bringing you the headlines, crazy as can be,
From moonwalking cows to a cat that can drive,
Tune in every night for the wildest ride!
Yeah! Jerry the News Guy!
[Verse 4]
Just in, folks, you won’t believe your ears,
A pig in the city facing all its fears,
It climbed the Empire State, waving from the top,
And a kangaroo just opened up a pizza shop!
[Pre-Chorus]
It's all true, folks, I swear on my mic,
The news is absurd, but it’s what you like!
[Chorus]
I'm Jerry, and you know me!
Bringing you the headlines, crazy as can be,
From moonwalking cows to a cat that can drive,
Tune in every night for the wildest ride!
Yeah! Jerry the News Guy!
[Outro]
So when the world gets weird, just give me a call,
I'll bring you the stories that out-weird them all,
I'm Jerry, your guy for the news that’s wild and spry,
Yeah! Jerry the News Guy!
[Outro 10 seconds]
[End]
[Verse 2]
Now gather 'round, folks, for a tale so bizarre,
A cow on a skateboard shredding real hard,
A penguin in a tux who just won a race,
And a turtle playing poker with a poker face!
[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t adjust your set, you heard it right,
I'm here to bring the madness to your screen tonight!
[Chorus]
I'm Jerry, and you know me!
Bringing you the headlines, crazy as can be,
From moonwalking cows to a cat that can drive,
Tune in every night for the wildest ride!
Yeah! Jerry the News Guy!
[Funny catchy interlude]
[Verse 3]
Breaking news! There’s a llama on a jet ski,
Cruising down the river like it’s on TV,
An ostrich with a briefcase, heading to court,
And a monkey in a suit giving weather reports!
[Pre-Chorus]
No story’s too wild, no news is too strange,
I'm here to make you laugh, and keep you entertained!
[Chorus]
I'm Jerry, and you know me!
Bringing you the headlines, crazy as can be,
From moonwalking cows to a cat that can drive,
Tune in every night for the wildest ride!
Yeah! Jerry the News Guy!
[Verse 4]
Just in, folks, you won’t believe your ears,
A pig in the city facing all its fears,
It climbed the Empire State, waving from the top,
And a kangaroo just opened up a pizza shop!
[Pre-Chorus]
It's all true, folks, I swear on my mic,
The news is absurd, but it’s what you like!
[Chorus]
I'm Jerry, and you know me!
Bringing you the headlines, crazy as can be,
From moonwalking cows to a cat that can drive,
Tune in every night for the wildest ride!
Yeah! Jerry the News Guy!
[Outro]
So when the world gets weird, just give me a call,
I'll bring you the stories that out-weird them all,
I'm Jerry, your guy for the news that’s wild and spry,
Yeah! Jerry the News Guy!
[Outro 10 seconds]
[End]
