Monster's Secret

[Verse] Monsters in the night At Dracula's lair Doing things out of sight Tiny secrets they share [Verse 2] Zombies and ghouls Ghosts floating around Breaking all the rules With weed in the sound [Chorus] Puffin’ and dumpin' Monsters won't tell What they do in that house Where Dracula dwells [Verse 3] Frankenstein’s hiding Behind a closed door Smoke is rising But he swears it’s no more [Verse 4] Wolfman keeps howling While holding a joint Skeleton's rolling They all miss the point [Bridge] Mummies will deny it Vampires claim they're clean Everyone will hide it But it's part of the scene