Country Cliché Shuffle

To lose a race before they even start Country tunes like this ain't got no heart [Pre-Chorus] So pour me another, let's forget these tunes With an electric beat, that hits hard, real soon Ditch the straw in your mouth, let's light up the floor With a rhythm so hot, it'll even the score For just one song, let's mock the twangs, y'all Bout how every track's bout beer and brawls They sing of trucks, the spins and dice Betting on a nag that's lost thrice For just one tune, let's dance and jest At cowboy boots and the same 'ol' west Let's take a jab at the rodeo clowns In every song, just goin' round and round They croon 'bout whiskey, every chord and verse Same ol' story, man, it sounds rehearsed Say they're heartbroken, on a dusty farm But we're the ones hurt by that tired charm