Turkeys and Applause

standup comedy

April 14th, 2024udio

Lyrics

[applause and laughter] Well hey there my peeps [laughter] Hey, what do people eat for breakfast? Turkey. [one person laughs] What do people eat for lunch? Turkey. [small laughs] Where do people go? Turkey [applause and laughter] [laughter] Did you know I named my dog Turkey? [laughter] Do you know what it likes to eat? Dog food. [laughter] And turkey [laughter] But does that mean it's eating itself? [laughter] So I met this dog walker the other day You'd never guess her name [laughter] Laura. [laughter] But she LOVED turkey. The food or the dog, though? [laughter] Hey you've been a great crowd Go get yourself a nice, big turkey sandwich [laughter] [applause]

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