Turkeys and Applause
standup comedy
April 14th, 2024udio
Lyrics
[applause and laughter]
Well hey there my peeps
[laughter]
Hey, what do people eat for breakfast?
Turkey.
[one person laughs]
What do people eat for lunch?
Turkey.
[small laughs]
Where do people go?
Turkey
[applause and laughter]
[laughter]
Did you know I named my dog Turkey?
[laughter]
Do you know what it likes to eat?
Dog food.
[laughter]
And turkey
[laughter]
But does that mean it's eating itself?
[laughter]
So I met this dog walker the other day
You'd never guess her name
[laughter]
Laura.
[laughter]
But she LOVED turkey.
The food or the dog, though?
[laughter]
Hey you've been a great crowd
Go get yourself a nice, big turkey sandwich
[laughter]
[applause]
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