The Great Umbrella Conspiracy

[intro] (Electronic guitar solo performance) ..................................................... [Verse] Raindrops outside my window, falling from the sky I grab my trusty umbrella and I step outside But something seems peculiar, everyone I see Is carrying the same exact umbrella as me [Chorus] It's the great umbrella conspiracy (conspiracy) They're all in on it, can't you see? (can't you see?) I thought I was unique, one of a kind But now I realize, they're all in my mind [Verse 2] I ask a stranger on the street, "What's going on?" They say, "Haven't you heard? Umbrellas are the new phenomenon" I try to explain, "No, it can't be true" But they just laugh and say, "It's happening to you too" [Bridge] Is this a dream or reality? Am I losing touch with sanity? Everywhere I look, umbrellas in sight I can't escape this endless plight [Chorus] It's the great umbrella conspiracy (conspiracy) They're all in on it, can't you see? (can't you see?) I thought I was unique, one of a kind But now I realize, they're all in my mind [performance] But now I realize, they're all in my mind [performance] [Verse 3] Lost in a sea of conformity, I try to break free But every step I take, another umbrella I see Is there no escape from this umbrella brigade? Or am I doomed to forever feel betrayed? [Pre-Chorus] I search for a glimmer of individuality In this sea of uniformity But all I find are rows of umbrellas in line A symbol of conformity, a sign of the times [Chorus] It's the great umbrella conspiracy (conspiracy) They're all in on it, can't you see? (can't you see?) I thought I was unique, one of a kind But now I realize, they're all in my mind They're all in on it, can't you see? (can't you see?) I thought I was unique, one of a kind But now I realize, they're all in my mind [Outro] As the rain continues to pour down on me I realize the truth, I finally see The conspiracy wasn't about the umbrellas at all It was about feeling alone in a world so small. [Ensemble Performance] ..................................... [Ending]