Lyrics
(Verse 1)
I'm the man with the plan, or so I claim,
But reality hits hard, I'm just a fool in the game.
On my moped so small, thinking I'm the bomb,
Annoying everyone, with my silly charm.
(Pre-Chorus)
With my shades on tight, and my ego taking flight,
But I'm just a clown, can't do anything right.
Zooming down the street, with my awkward beat,
I'm the laughingstock, of every city street.
(Chorus)
Moped mayhem, cruising like a star,
Total disaster, with my handlebar.
Annoying the town, with my deluded mind,
I'm the epitome of cool, in my own rewind.
(Verse 2)
Engine roaring loud, but I'm going nowhere fast,
People stare and laugh, as I cruise past.
My moped's my ride, my ticket to fame,
But in reality, I'm just a running shame.
(Pre-Chorus)
With my shades on tight, and my ego taking flight,
But I'm just a clown, can't do anything right.
Zooming down the street, with my awkward beat,
I'm the laughingstock, of every city street.
(Chorus)
Moped mayhem, cruising like a star,
Total disaster, with my handlebar.
Annoying the town, with my deluded mind,
I'm the epitome of cool, in my own rewind.
(Bridge)
I try to pop a wheelie, but I hit the ground,
Everyone's laughing, as I act the clown.
My moped's my buddy, my partner in crime,
But I'm just a fool, wasting everyone's time.
(Chorus)
Moped mayhem, cruising like a star,
Total disaster, with my handlebar.
Annoying the town, with my deluded mind,
I'm the epitome of cool, in my own rewind.
(Outro)
So I'll keep on riding, in my own little dream,
Annoying the masses, with my ridiculous scheme.
A failure in motion, but I'll ride with pride,
On my moped of delusion, with nothing to hide!
