The Testicular Torsion Tango

[Verse] Step one, you feel a twinge down low It starts to ache, but you just don't know Your stones are tangled, twisted all around You're doing the Testicular Torsion Tango now [Verse 2] The pain increases, it's hard to bear You stumble and limp, your face a grimace of despair Doctors rush in, it's an emergency You're dancing the Testicular Torsion Tango, can't you see? [Chorus] Oh, the Testicular Torsion Tango A dance that no man wants to know Twisting and turning, pain in your groin You're caught in a tango of agony and groans